An olde fave from jacky wu

Better warn the young boys to stay away

When Kenny G decided to learn how to slap 2 pieces of metal together

he became a sax-cymbal

Si AQ got me addicted to watching Robot Chicken *bleh*





All started with this:

Sea of diminishing returns

Went to eat @ NUS Science Western Food after a nong nong hiatus.

The grilled dory shrunk by 30%

Same for the chicken cutlet with the evident cut marks to show that it had been cut cut cut.

Ask for tartar sauce the aunty look with a smirk and say, "10 cents".

Wanda Sykes-Hall

Family Guy Funny Bits

Titanic (Making off) spoof

Do not shortchange on your doctor and choose your doctor wisely

Or you'll get this treatment on your next checkup

I miss Carol Burnett

Warning - watch this when u are alone

Got second round of bee hoon kuey flying out of my nose follow by a burst of rescusitating laughter.

Avengers - spoof voice overs

Fat fighters - can be insulting

Little Britain Live:





Go to 02:15:

Japanese version of "Moskau"

See this already dun understand but the pics are cute though.

Chad Vader

Recommendation from Doc SB:



Part 1



Part 2



Part 3



Part 4

Fat note

I think diet companies will be dying to get their hands on this book to kill off their competitors.

Imagine in Death note how many people killed themselves with a "This book belongs to ....."


PS: My gai gai yesterday and today will be up in about a few days' time. Need to sort out those pics which I trigger happily took - albeit shaky shaky handedly.

Yesterday went to WL, Song's, AMK and SBG - NOG, Evol gardens, Eco gardens - supposed to do guiding but due to some hiccup along the way, didn't have to, lalalalala

Today went for Maple event - felt chao tarred.

Another deranged translation

The 2nd line already sent bee hoon kueh flying out my nose *pain pain*



Hier sind die tatsächlichen Lyriken zum Lied:
Dschingis Khan - Moskau
Moskau - fremd und geheimnisvoll,
Türme aus rotem Gold,
kalt wie das Eis.
Moskau, doch wer dich wirklich kennt,
der weiß, ein Feuer brennt
in dir so heiß.

Kosaken he, he, hebet die Gläser!
Natascha ha,ha, ha, du bist schön!
Tovarisch he, he, he, auf das Leben!
Auf dein Wohl Bruder, he Bruder ho!

Moskau, Moskau
wirf die Gläser an die Wand,
Russland ist ein schönes Land
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
deine Seele ist so groß,
nachts da ist der Teufel los
ha ha ha ha ha, hey!

Moskau, Moskau,
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,
Mädchen sind zum Küssen da
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moskau, Moskau
komm, wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
ha ha ha ha ha!

Moskau, Tor zur Vergangenheit,
Spiegel der Zarenzeit,
Rot wie das Blut.
Moskau, wer deine Seele kennt,
der weiß die Liebe brennt
heiß wie die Glut.

Kosaken he, he, hebet die Gläser!
Natascha ha, ha, ha, du bist schön!
Tovarisch he, he, he, auf die Liebe!
Auf dein Wohl Mädchen, he Mädchen ho!

Moskau, Moskau
wirf die Gläser an die Wand,
Russland ist ein schönes Land
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moskau, Moskau
deine Seele ist so groß
nachts da ist der Teufel los
ha ha ha ha ha, hey!

Moskau
lalala...
Moskau, Moskau,
lalalala...
Oh, ohohoh...
Moskau, Moskau!

Moskau, Moskau
Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt,
das macht hundert Jahre alt
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
Väterchen dein Glas ist leer,
doch im Keller ist noch mehr
ah ah ah ah ah!

Moskau, Moskau!

Kosaken he, he, hebet die Gläser!
Natascha ha,ha, ha, du bist schön!
Tovarisch he, he, he, auf die Liebe!
Auf dein Wohl Bruder, he Bruder ho!

Moskau, Moskau
wirf die Gläser an die Wand,
Russland ist ein schönes Land
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moskau, Moskau,
deine Seele ist so groß
nachts da ist der Teufel los
ha ha ha ha ha, hey!

Moskau Moskau
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,
Mädchen sind zum Küssen da
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!
Moskau, Moskau
komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
ha ha ha ha ha, HEY!

The English Edition

Moscow, foreign and mysterious
Towers of red and gold
Cold as ice
But Moscow, whoever really knows you
Knows that a fire is burning
hotly inside of you

Cossacks, hey hey lift up your glasses!
Natasha ha ha ha, you are beautiful!
Comrade hey hey hey, we drink to life!
To your health, Brother, hey, brother, ho!

Moscow, Moscow
throw the glasses against the wall
Russia is a beautiful country
ho ho ho ho ho
Moscow, Moscow
your soul is so great
At night, hell breaks loose
ha ha ha ha ha, hey!

Moscow, Moscow
love tastes like caviar
Girls are there for kissing
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moscow, Moscow
come, let us dance upon the table
until the table breaks
ha ha ha ha ha!

Moscow, door to the past
Mirror of the czarist era
red as blood
Moscow, whoever knows your soul
knows that love is burning
hotly like a coal

Cossacks hey hey lift your glasses!
Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful!
Comrade, hey hey hey, we drink to life!
To your health, sister, hey, sister, ho!

Moscow, Moscow
throw the glasses against the wall
Russia is a beautiful country
ho ho ho ho ho
Moscow, Moscow
your soul is so great
At night, hell breaks loose
ha ha ha ha ha, hey!

Moscow
lalala...
Moscow, Moscow
lalala...
Oh, ohohoh...
Moscow, Moscow

Moscow, Moscow
Vodka is drank pure and cold
and you'll live to a hundred
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moscow, Moscow
Friend, your glass is empty
but in the cellar, there is plenty more
ah ah ah ah ah!

Moscow, Moscow!

Cossacks, hey hey lift your glasses!
Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful!
Comrade, hey hey hey, we drink to love!
To your health, Brother, hey, brother, ho!

Moscow, Moscow
throw the glasses against the wall
Russia is a beautiful country
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moscow, Moscow
your soul is so great
At night, hell breaks loose
ha ha ha ha ha, hey!

Moscow, Moscow
love tastes like caviar
Girls are there for kissing
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moscow, Moscow
come, let us dance upon the table
until the table breaks
ha ha ha ha ha, HEY!

It's a thrill(er) to watch something so farnie

My maple guildleader (political science students are always sssssssssooooooooooo freeeeeee) posted this on our forums:



Imagine all your Indian movies on Vasantham Central were also all phonetically translated - very cham liaoz. Even a murder scene will cause giggling =.=

Little Britain Abroad

In Thailand, just north of Shetland (Tie land just north of shirt land)



Dawn French is sooo good

YYY Why public TV in SG dun have such good BBC comedies X_x